An elderly neighbour of mine likes to amuse me with jokes (which are often sexist and rude) and Old Husband tales (the opposite of Old Wives tales) from time to time. A couple of months ago he brought a copy of this picture (below), which shows the visual effects of marriage on a woman.
The image is old and quite grainy and some readers may find it slightly sexist. Please do not take offence. I’m sharing this picture to promote elderly humour.
I love the artists concept of the 180 degrees turn to show the changes but if I’m totally honest, the image in the “Before Marriage” is quite creepy. Look at the eyes.